Get thee to yar galley.
Place one tot after another of the dark'st rum in ye flagon.
Mix yee two tots of water from thy stoves kettle with one heaped spoon of the nectar of bees from thy table. (that be a heaped table spoon for you land lubbers).
Slosh the sweet'ed water in thy flagon.
Fill yee tot ne'er but half with crushed lime or lemon.
Pour thee half tot into yar flagon.
Yaaarrrr. You be having good grog now.